Okay, Meg, here is what you need to do:
Do a jig while snapping your fingers three times in exactly a 5 second period.
While doing these first two steps you need to say (in you head) 5 severed ears one time followed by vocally saying 5 severed ears 5 additional times.
Then you need to do the quad dance as quickly as possible and then smile from ear to ear (attached ones) for 25 seconds.
Last of all (which is really first of all) you need to have this whole recipe filmed.
After completing the steps to this magic potion a computer will appear!
Sincerley,
The W(h)itch Doctor.
Do a jig while snapping your fingers three times in exactly a 5 second period.
While doing these first two steps you need to say (in you head) 5 severed ears one time followed by vocally saying 5 severed ears 5 additional times.
Then you need to do the quad dance as quickly as possible and then smile from ear to ear (attached ones) for 25 seconds.
Last of all (which is really first of all) you need to have this whole recipe filmed.
After completing the steps to this magic potion a computer will appear!
Sincerley,
The W(h)itch Doctor.
My husband is magic. I did what the email said and *poof* I have a new laptop on its way!